Anti-forward (origin unknown; if you know the origin, please enlighten me, thanks):

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from
rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams,
fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution,
and guilt for not forwarding about 50 billion chain letters sent to
me by people who actually believe that if you send
them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in
Arkansas with a leg growing on her forehead will be able to
raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak
show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you and everyone you send “his” email to $1000?
How stupid are you? So basically, this message is a big YOU
ARE DUMB to all the people out there who have nothing better
to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the
evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
my apartment and kill me in my sleep for not
continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5
A.D. and was brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the
year 2000, it’ll be in the Guinness Book of World
Records for longest continuous streak of blatant
stupidity. Yea right. If you’re going to forward
something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
I’ve seen all the “send this to 50 of your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a
human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some
omniscient being” forwards about 90 times. I don’t care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re
actually contributing to by sending out forwards.
Chances are it’s your own unpopularity.

THE THREE BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
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Chain Letter Type 1:
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Make a wish!!!
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